Every conversation sounds like this in L.A. [patton oswalt's myspace blog]
What's worse than going to the dentist? Nothing really, unless your mother is your dentist. [rubber buns and liquor]
People who seriously care about "American Idol"l are little girls with braces and fat moms who wear individual toe socks. If you don't fall into either of these categories, look down, because your dick is probably in your cat. [stereogum]
