Yay! Girls Gone Wild head molester Joe Francis got punched out in a Miami club. While hanging out with... Tinsley Mortimer?? [Page Six]
Yes, director Robert Rodriguez left his wife for Rose McGowan while filming Grindhouse. But the separated couple remain committed to raising their children Rebel, Rocket, Rogue, Racer and Rhiannon together. Really. [Page Six]
Is DJ-heir Steve Aoki twiddling Lindsay Lohan's turntables? [Gatecrasher, 3rd item]
Chris Rock might have an illegitimate child. [R&M, 2nd item]
We might find out who fathered Anna Nicole Smith's child today! Whee! [NYDN]
