• Was legendary investment banker Felix Rohatyn's Lazard lifestyle one of hookers, Shirley Maclaine and Jackie Onassis? Did bankers used to (heh, "used to") sleep with all the gals in the office? [NYDN]
  • Page Six would like you to remember that they ran a blind item on Paula Zahn's divorce three weeks ago. Also, in typical fashion, Howard Rubenstein represents both Paula and her soon to be ex, Richard Cohen. Oh great plan. [NYP]
  • Speaking of—is anybody crisis-managing Paris Hilton? Or is her life not considered a crisis? Last time out it was a Dan Klores project—what with the SNL appearance to defuse the sex tape—but no more. [NYP]
  • Even that nice little gnome Ed Koch hates Rudy Giuliani! America, how many warnings must you have? [NYP]
  • Suri Cruise maintains a weekly hair appointment, naturist lifestyle. [NYDN]
  • Henry the Intern is now the heartthrob of Silicon Alley. Mmrow! We had him first! [NYO]