Big gay powerhouse Stuart Elliott reports that The Week will publish an online-only issue about the environment. The mag claims it's an attempt to spare trees; we see it as more of an admission that no one gives a shit about the environment enough to pay for a magazine about it. [NYT]
Stealth mogul, theater-owner and creationist Philip Anschutz needs to intelligently design a plan to keep himself off the witness stand. [LAT]
Larry King will live forever. [NYT]
Page Six speculates that "The Today Show" is losing viewers "because it has abandoned hard news." Yes, really, that's what they said. [NYP]
Crony of incoming British Prime Minister Gordon Brown named chairman of BBC. [Guardian]
Chicagoans really like the word "Chicago." You know what else they really like? Clogging their arteries with greasy food. Seriously, fuck Chicago. [CHICAGO Tribune, via]
Where's our damn Peabody? We thought that suicide post made us a lock. [LAT]
