Hollywood MonkeyWatch: One Monkey, So Many Questions
It's absolutely killing us that we're stuck here working when we could be over on the sidewalk outside that West Hollywood location shoot and figuring out what they needed that "one monkey" for. Is banking with Capital One so easy that a monkey can do it? (If so, expect an announcement in Monday's trades about ABC's hasty greenlighting of the pilot Monkey Bank.) Does the monkey get so frustrated with bad customer service that he goes on a genital-chomping rampage through the branch until he's finally given proper attention? If you happened to stroll by the shoot, let us know. We're finding it hard to concentrate with so many unanswered questions about all the monkey-related fun we're missing out on.