• Howard K. Stern won't fight Larry Birkhead for custody of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter if DNA testing reveals Birkhead to be the father tomorrow. [TMZ]
  • Who knew that New Yorker corrections were gossip? Ben Widdicombe joins Page Six in clamoring that David, not Robert, Frost is the one from that play Frost/Nixon. Sticklers! [Gatecrasher, last item]
  • Surprise, surprise: Pauly Shore doesn't know how to punctuate. [Gatecrasher, 3rd item]
  • Elle fashion director and Proj Run judge Nina Garcia is getting called out for divaishly using magazine resources to style her own pregs glamorshots. [R&M, last item]