Buy Yourself An O.J. Simpson Book!
Rights to the hotly contested former HarperCollins property If I Did It, the O.J. Simpson mea probs culpa, will be auctioned off by the Sacramento County sheriff's office on April 17th, according to a letter received by many book publishers. Do you have questions for the law firm conducting the sale, Cook, Perkiss & Lew? Email them at either Cook@SqueezeBloodFromTurnip.com or Cook@OJTOPAY.com. Yes, really! They "suggest that you arrive somewhat early in that parking is limited." Good to know. Man, just when you thought the OJ book thing could not get any more tawdry. This is so, like, "buy a drug dealer's boat!"
