HEATHER Mills has been bombarded with offers of work on American TV since her success on Dancing With The Stars. Sir Paul McCartney's estranged wife has been invited to be a stand-in host on CNN's Larry King Live.

Let's see, a C-list celebrity best known for her association with a more talented partner? She should be just fine. Plus, if she decides to beat an interviewee over the head with something hollow and plastic, it'll be more than just a metaphor.

HEATHER JOBS FLOOD IN [Daily Mirror, via]