Unloading The Old 'Times' Paraphernalia

Fire sale! Now that the paper is moving to the new building, it's time to get rid of all the old crap clogging up the building on West 43rd St. From a memo that just went out to employees:
The totes, which sell for $10, have a drawing of this old building on one side, part of the Employees Book Sale logo. They have lots of pockets and are black with a distinctive gray trim. The handles are long enough to swing from your shoulder.
Oh, delightful! And wouldn't you like to fill that bag with some Times pens? Why yes, yes you would:
The pens feature original drawings by Tom Bloom, and "float" action — when you tilt the pen down six people on the left of the pen "float" into the top of the building, and a newspaper "floats" out the other side! The pens are $3, and come in five barrel colors — translucent red, purple, Times Blue, marbled sky blue and translucent neon green.
They'll be in the cafeteria hocking the merch, presumably until it's gone. Hustle!