• Caffe Falai stays open until 10:30 pm starting Thursday. New menu as of next week.
  • The New Yorker continues its bizarre doppleganging of the NYT with a tables for two on EU.
  • Marc Myer's Landmarc opens a week early at the Time Warner Center. Breakfast, Lunch AND dinner, suckas.
  • Balthazar nemesis FR*OG is slated to open on Monday, April 23. Nearly two weeks later than anticipated.
  • P*ONG, Pichet Ong's new spot and FR*OG's brother in asterisk, flooded on Sunday and won't open until the 20th. Ah, le deluge
  • That vortex of restaurant ventures known as 245-247 Houston (corner of Norfolk) is about to get another tenant. Last night, the shuttered space that once housed Canapa boasted a sign informing residents of an application for a beer and wine license. The petitioner? The Remedy Diner.
  • UES Taco Taco slated to open in LES on 205 Allen St. CB3 provisionally denies liquor license application.
  • This guy is the biggest douche in all of NY chefdom. Guaranteed.
  • LA Weekly Food Critic Jonathan Gold wins a Pulitzer. Bruni weeps hot tears into Esca's pasta.
  • Women grow their own sperm. WTF?