• A woman comes home with her date to find her eyeless, yes eyeless, black cat playing with a tampon. We're in love. [wired berries]
  • So, Marilyn Manson is back with a new girlfriend (downgrade!) and a new song (yikes!). [stereogum]
  • This iPod died and then was resurrected after a short trip to the freezer. We were either going to go for a "iPopsicle" joke or an "iSomething to do with Jesus" line and then we decided it was sandwich time. [the brooklyn sea hag]