The following went out recently on a Brown university listserve:

My daughter a Brown junior - history major - has yet to be able to secure an internship in NYC for this summer. She is interested in law, banking and finance. But is very flexible as she is a true undecided Brown student. A salary is not necessary.

If you know of a possible opening in your company or firm, please contact me and I'll forward along.

[name redacted] '79

"A salary is not necessary." That is also the mark of a true Brown student. Those SUNY grads never had a chance.