Radar's begun a new anonymously-penned series exposing Hollywood as a land filled of shallow, greedy narcissists who hate America. It's "Sex and the Entourage." Speaking of!

"I'm not sure I get Adrien Grenier," I say to Lane, who seems lost in his thoughts, ignoring me.

"Neither do I," says Adrien Grenier as he passes me a joint. I hit it and pass it to Lane who waves it off, saying pot makes him gay so he's trying to stop.

Hmm. Maybe that's what makes Adrian Grenier a little gay too! Anyway, we give this series about two "episodes" before its author (should the author be, you know, real) gets unmasked. And then fired. And then starts his own agency. And then gets Darren Star to write a pilot based on the whole thing. And then realizes that life in L.A. isn't worth living and retires to Omaha. Ooh, I'm kind of sad and nostalgic about it already.
Hollywood and Blind [Radar]