Today's special guest on "The Martha Stewart Show" was none other than belletrist/inhalant connoisseur Lindsay Lohan. Gawker Splicemaster Alex Goldberg has assembled some of the finest moments. Martha kind of comes off like your mom's best friend: She wants you to know that she's cool and hip, but she's also pushing the message that maybe you should cut down on the partying, you know? Gripping stuff.