"Please join me and my adopted little sister Lev for her 17th birthday at Tenjune this Tuesday night!," TONY dating columnist Julia Allison wrote in an email to some of her closest pals in the wee small hours of this morning. The lucky people invited to soap actress Leven Rambin's birthday bash may not be her contemporaries in age, but they often do act like teenagers. The full list includes some mighty strange bedfellows!

Dana Vachon; Noah Tepperberg; Neil Strauss; Lockhart Steele; Dylan Stableford; Rachel Sklar; Neel shah; Shawn Sachs; Maer Roshan; Vinnie Potestivo; Brooke Parkhurst; Via Osgood; Jesse Oxfeld; John Neffinger; Hud Morgan; Shadow Holden; Noelle Hancock; George Gurley; Jessica Cutler; Cristina Corbin; Robert Buka; Jeff Bercovici; Chris Barish; Sandra Ballentine; Cortney Aranda; Christine B. Whelan; George Whipple; Ben Widdicombe; Deborah Williamson; Ali Wise; Arden Wohl; Dave Zinczenko; Christian Russell; Meghan Asha; Krystal Kahler; Paftinos, Paul; Elisha Blankenship; Nick Denton; Nick Confessore; Alyssa Shelasky; Maureen Tkacik; Courtney Friel; Debbie Newman; Erin Carlson; David Caplan; Jason Fox; Judy Tomkins; Kristin Thorne; james fay; Katrina Kay; Kyle Hotchkiss Carone; Sarah Horne; Greg Gutfeld; Bill Schulz

People, we implore you not to try to crash. It seems like Julia just wants to keep this thing intimate and out of the prying eyes of the media.