One Ironic Elvis Fan Can Be Wrong
Lord almighty, I feel my temperature rising. These party pictures from The Cobrasnake, Misshapes, and Last Night's Party are burning right through my soul. Alex Blagg's gonna set me on fire. My brain is flaming, I don't know which way to go. It's just a hunk, a hunk of Blue States Lose.
10.Misshapes. May 5th, 2007 photo #005: Yes. I love this guy. He fucking WANTED to be on Blue States Lose this week. His friends were hoping to hang out, but he was all, "Look, I don't have time for that shit. I've got find neon pink checkered pants and a silly nylon braindamage jacket to match - STAT! How does my mullett look?"
9.Last Night's Party. MSTRKRFT BPM photo #0851: For $19.99 an hour, he'll do too much coke, beat up your friends and date rape you.
8. Misshapes. May 5th, 2007 photo #008: What do we have here? A nuclear radiation worker who's spent so much time around the haz mats that she's mutated into some kind of 12 year-old goth special needs boy from the 80's. Always sad when that happens.
7. The Cobrasnake. Vice Rice photo #3287: Sure, there's a lot of shit we could talk about this chick's crazy get-up, but what are you gonna do? She's Japanese.
6. The Cobrasnake. Tokyo Garcia photo #2764: I'm not sure whether it's the eyeliner, the patchwork paisley suit, the sassyhat, or the Smirnoff Ice, but one this is for sure: this guy is fucking TOUGH.
5. Misshapes. May 5th, 2007 photo #009: I love that the scary symmetrical design on his shirt perfect mirrors the way he's languidly pursed his pouty lips. Fantastik as always!
4. Misshapes. May 5th, 2007 photo #144: There's a bizarre David Lynch movie ending just waiting for this girl.
3. Misshapes. May 5th, 2007 photo #060: It might have taken him two days to get dressed, but have to agree he looks pretty amazing, in that homeless person's curbside junk store sort of way.
2. The Cobrasnake. Tokyo Garcia photo #2765: "Where are the boys? Where are all the boys, Ramon? This party is so exhausting."
1. The Cobrasnake. Tokyo Garcia photo #2880: Here is something you will wish you had not seen. HINT: It's a black man in a tank top, with neon make-up and big retarded glasses deep throating a fruit-flavored malt beverage.
