• Band manager discovers that we're all a little emo. Apparently she can't get over her ex-boyfriend in the same way we can't get over her line about a Linkin Park album being brilliant. [disappear here]
  • Street fairs: awesome or suck? Depends on how much you need to have grilled corn, candy apples, bonsai trees, knit sweaters, and shitty NYC photo art in one convenient location. [ met blogs nyc]
  • Hanging out in separate bathtubs is not a good boner euphemism. Besides, aren't dudes on Cialis too old to use bathtubs? Separate shower benches are more accurate. [this is what we do now]
  • Someone has come to the conclusion that dating can be a painful, tiresome process. Who knew? [you're not in kansas anymore]