Which TV Designer Finds Love Online?

"Which designer and TV personality who advertises for sex online insists on hooking up with all the lights off so his tricks don't find out he's a (minor) celebrity?" asks Ben Widdicombe today. We haven't had a poll in a while! So who's got their designy-fingers on the dimmer switch?
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