Never let it be said that this website is not a force for the public good. Why, sometimes it is basically Craigslist! Today we're going to help social-thing, heir to whatnot and fashion publicist of some nature Kristian Laliberte find a new apartment (remember, his old one was too uptown and burgle-prone). The email he sent out describing his shockingly meager specifications is after the jump.

From: Kristian Laliberte Subject: Need Studio To:

I am looking to rent or buy a studio downtown in the Grammercy, Soho, Nolita, or the Village.

LEt me know if anyone has any leads.

Thanks,
Kristian

I want to live by myself.

Seriously: if lil' LOLgay Kristian can't swing a one-bedroom, what hope is there for humanity?