Reminder: Monday is Paris Hilton Goes To Jail Day! [R&M]
Posh, Becks, and fiery-tempered TV chef Gordon Ramsay will (allegedly) open a restaurant together in LA, where they will serve the kind of food (?) that Posh likes to eat (?). (We believe this not at all.) [TMZ]
Is John Travolta hiding his eldest son's autism because of Scientology? (Yes). [Page Six]
Heidi Montag's new fiance Spencer Pratt plans to pimp her and her new boobs out to Playboy. BECAUSE HE IS EVIL. [Just Jared]
