"Which designer is the subject of rumors within his own company that his latest stint in rehab was just a cover while he healed from cosmetic surgery?," asks Ben Widdicombe today. Huh, well, Marc Jacobs has been looking fresher and tanner and gayer of late, but also less drug-addled. And have we really reached the point where a drug relapse is less embarrassing than a face-remodeling? Also, maybe the answer is "both?"

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