Hugh Hefner likes middle-aged Times writer Daphne Merkin more than he likes one of his girlfriends. [Page Six]
"Jay McInerney broke his foot running to hail a cab outside Waverly Inn" is like the least sympathy-engendering sentence in the English language. [Page Six]
Paris Hilton, still in prison, took a shower "with some privacy." [TMZ]
Billy Joel and child-bride Katie Lee Joel have a totally happy marriage, really! [Gatecrasher]
