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You know who's never had a real job? That's right: Paris Hilton. And look where that lack of work ethic landed her: Trapped in a multimillionaire dollar house that's constantly under siege by people forcing baked goods on her. Right now, head over to the Defamer Job Board and get yourself a steady paycheck before you succumb to a similarly horrific fate.

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