In And Out Of Jail Is The New In And Out Of Rehab
- This Paris Hilton jail saga happened and happened and happened and happened.
- We stared deep into the cleavage of the rich at the Ivy Cup.
- We discovered what was sexual about the Webby Awards.
- We bounced a quarter off of Marc Jacobs' forehead.
- We wondered whether Oprah's next book club pick is an indicator of her own hermaphroditism.
- We hated Zach Braff so much that we banned him.
- We invented a magazine.
- We found that bookish gays can be bitchy.
