205 abalk 06/19/07 08:15AM Filed to: the 'post' imitates the 'onion' the 'post' imitates the 'onion' Barack Obama Hillary Clinton meaningless surveys no mention of newt "A full 15 percent of Americans say Clinton gives them the creeps... Clinton's Democratic archrival Barack Obama skeeves out 4 percent, while John Edwards gives the heebie-jeebies to 6 percent." [NYP]