Candace Bushnell has so much to answer for. These animated webisodes, inspired by Sex and the City and starring Spraychel, the captivating I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!® spray, and Spritzy, the feisty Wish-Bone® Salad Spritzers® Dressing, are categorically a bad thing. Tim Gunn, heretofore idolized in these parts, shills himself out as Tim Well-Done, which only adds to our sadness. In a shared act of communal grieving we ask you to help us categorize the many things gravely wrong about the above video.