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Even on this slowest of pre-holiday news days, we still can barely be bothered to pass along Nicole Richie updates, but we felt it was important that you know that the longtime Paris Hilton mascot and Simple Life star's reproductive system seems to be in working order, even with the stress of a possible jail term looming over her. The father is presumed to be one of the guys from The Good Charlottes, though we absolutely refuse to read far enough into TMZ's report to figure out exactly which one.