First, he'll tell them they've got to git rid of those free lunches. And those candy stations? That's just subversive socailism and has to be cut. And get rid of that subsidized WiFi on the buses. In fact, get rid of those commie buses altogether. 'Cause as Ron Paul knows, there's no freedom in sharing!
Somewhat amazing that this story does not seem to have hit digg, given the legion of idiots over there who will digg up anything with the words "Ron Paul" in it.