Time Out New York dating columnist Julia Allison tackles the age-old dilemma faced by men around the world: How do you trick a chick into bed? Jules' advice: Be cheesy, surround yourself with hot ass, and buy her greasy food. (Not recommended: Yelling, "Now suck my cock.") It's interesting advice that contravenes the conventional wisdom: We had no idea that "You want fries with that?" was a solid pickup line. This whole time we've been working that whole "pay attention to what she says, treat her like an equal, let her know you find her attractive" angle. Clearly we've been going about things all wrong. Anyone up for wings?

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