Lindsay Lohan gets booked, released on bail yesterday for her DUI. [TMZ]
Lohan's vehicle for her profound acting talents, "Poor Things," has been shut down. [Page Six]
Exactly how many benefits are there going to be for the Ross School, the tony Hamptons spot where the tuition is $23,150? As expected, tonight and tomorrow, their benefits feature Nobu sushi and free rides for drunks from Porsche. WTF, yo. [Rush & Molloy]
"Ryan Seacrest is like my own little Richard Simmons"—John Mayer. [Page Six]
Umm, A.M. Homes is working on a Hamptons show for HBO? OMG, YES PLEASE. NOW. [Page Six]
