This is so surely wrong—particularly as wire photos just showed the couple plus kids getting off a plane in southern France—but some Spanish-language MSN weirdness we've never heard of is claiming Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are separating. Our rudimentary high school Spanish, plus Babelfish, gives us this:

Actors Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, miserable from constant fighting after more than two years and a half years of being in love, have decided to spend some time apart and consider their future, the local press revealed today.

There's plenty more, but, man, even that hurt our heads. We're not gonna bother with the rest of it until we get some good American story about it. In American.

Deciden Jolie y Pitt separarse "un tiempo" por crisis en su relación [entretenimiento, or something]