If you've learned anything from the unfortunate incidents of early this morning, it's that your job is probably easier than Lindsay Lohan's assistant's, as you've likely never been involved in a high-speed chase with your boss. Still, this is no time to be lulled into an artificially inflated appreciation for you current employer, so hit the Defamer Job Board to give yourself options for when he finally snaps.

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