From our commenter Far-Far: "i got arrested at Patricia Fields on 8th street for shoplifting fake rubber nipples that were selling for SEVENTY DOLLARS. FAKE NIPPLES FOR SEVENTY BUCKS! i basically only wanted them because i was imagining taping one to a doorbell, or plopping a fake rubber nipple at the bottom of someone's milkshake, or... well, yeah. when the cops came, the angry drag queen behind the counter said, "Matching silver bracelets for you, Missy!" and that single line was the most embarrassing part of the whole ordeal. I hate that place and its fuscia shag carpeting and leopard print wallpaper and overpriced nipples. good riddance."