Jobs! They're the only things* standing between you and a humiliating bus ride back to your hometown, where your parents will greet you at the depot, somberly shaking their heads and trying not to tell you they knew moving to Hollywood was a bad idea in the first place. Better hit the Defamer Job Board and find a gig that will delay that Greyhound Ride of Shame indefinitely.

Right now at Defamer Jobs:

...and more

For only $25 your job could be here! Submit it today.

[*Well, unless you have a trust fund, which you probably do. Still, looking for jobs is fun!]