An Update About Our Feelings On The Nicole Richie Sentencing
A little earlier, upon hearing the news that Nicole Richie had been sentenced to four days in prison for her DUI arrest, we remarked that we felt nothing, so spent are we by our deep investment in the spectacular fuck-ups of her more glamorous peers.
Upon viewing this courtroom sketch from today's sentencing, in which a vulnerable Richie is depicted receiving her punishment from the judge (is that a tear on his cheek?), we can offer an update on our emotional state: Nope, still nothing. Sometimes we think that our hearts are made of the same charcoal that was used to render this portrait.
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