Lindsay Lohan's Third Try At Rehab Not Likely To Be The Charm
While Lindsay Lohan's previous swings at rehab were resoundingly unsuccessful—a stay at the Wonderland facility in Laurel Canyon led to a fatal curb-mauling, while Promises proved unable to prevent a 100 m.p.h. Denalijacking—there's always another, more exclusive celebrity detox facility ready to throw open their doors to any troubled, coke-pant-wearing starlet in need:
"The Insider" Online breaks news that LINDSAY LOHAN has entered the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab in Sundance, Utah. According to sources within the facility, the 21-year-old star arrived this weekend to begin the intense rehabilitation program that is expected to last a minimum of 30 days.
The Lodge was named by Town & Country magazine to be one of the country's top rehabs. For a price tag of $30,000 and up, the rehab offers privacy — with rooms for 16 residents at a time. Rooms boast spectacular views, Jacuzzi tubs and private fireplaces, and stars such as MARY-KATE OLSEN and DAVID HASSELHOFF have reportedly sought treatment there.
Until now, Lindsay was previously being held for her own well-being in Los Angeles, in a safe place and far away from the paparazzi, according to Lohan family friend GINA GLICKMAN.
The facility's remote location is only an advantage: At rehabs set precariously closer to the Hollywood scene, guests can easily place a hushed, post-curfew call to 1-800 White Dot, and within the hour become the proud owner of an eight-ball tossed over an electrified fence in a balled-up coke-sock. Their website, meanwhile, suggests a peaceful and idyllic setting that might finally allow Lohan to conquer her assistant-stalking demons—assuming she doesn't get banned after kidnapping three other patients on the back of one of the Lodge's horses, leading them on a terrifying, high-speed chase to accost a substance abuse counselor who quit after deeming the actress a lost cause.
