Aphorism! The pricier the rehab, the uglier the facility. True fact! And the eating-disorder happy place Cirque Lodge is really, really ugly. On the flip side, you should see the ghetto place in Minnesota we used to send our staff. (Or tried to send our staff.) It was gorgeous. Apparently it was shut down on account of all the sex-molestey therapists and stuff. Whatever. Most of us were just giving it away for free anyway, right?

Lohan's Luxurious Lush Lodge [Radar]