All the great TV segment concepts are incubated in the far more experimental medium of basic cable, but eventually work their way up to conservative network programs desperate for fresh ideas. Accordingly, it shouldn't be long before a View producer sees this clip from G4's Attack of the Show and tries to escape their boring, post-Rosie rut by forcing Elizabeth Hasselbeck to hop on Whoopi's shoulders and deep-throat a mustard-slathered hot dog as Joy and Barbara squeal their approval.