So this will be the cover of the contested O.J. Simpson memoir, now that rights have reverted to the Goldman family, who've opted to publish it through a glorified vanity press. But the classiness doesn't stop there! Per Grandma Cindy Adams, a "shocked and horrified" Denise Brown has sent friends a note decrying the publication of the book, reminding everyone that very recently, Fred Goldman's thinking about the book's publication was more along the lines of "Make certain this material never sees the light of day . . . That someone is willing to publish this garbage is morally despicable . . . I would hope no one would buy this book . . . that the message from people in this country is sent to his publisher . . . we as a nation won't put up with it . . . it's reprehensible." Money changes everything! And so, apparently, does hiding the "If" inside the "I."