Blowing DeVito

· We think we'll say as little as possible about this cameo-packed viral for the upcoming season of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, except to note that the Limoncello artisan and Coachella warrior was a lot less hairy than we had always pictured.
· It's not all bad news today for Britney Spears: She's been found innocent of having broken her rat-dog London's leg.
· Oh, no! Charlie Sheen had a terrible weekend, too!
· O.J. Simpson double-murder confessional If I Did It, which Barnes & Noble weren't going to carry due to "lack of customer interest," has shot to the #1 spot of their website's Top 100.
· A slightly oldie but a goodie: "I named it the Kinder-squirrel, after the treats. It always goes after them, other sweets do not seem to interest it as much."
· Chocoholic squirrel didn't quite do it for you? Fine. We're bringing out the big guns. God, we needed that.