The rep for High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens says, "This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public." Uh, or it's the best thing that's happened to her career yet. [TMZ]
Billy Joel's trophy wife, failed Top Chef host Katie Lee Joel, denies that she was turned away from P. Diddy's white party for wearing cream. "I was only dropping off house guests before I went out to dinner! They denied me from a party I wasn't even going to," she "explained." [R&M, 2nd item]
Jesus fuck, even Pete Doherty's cat is on crack. [The Sun]
