There have been days here at the office when news has been so slow, and we've been so desperate for an item, that we've shouted "When is Lindsay Lohan gonna fucking die already?" Apparently, we just weren't industrious enough: "A TV journalist in India desperate for a story tried to persuade a depressed businessman to kill himself and his family on camera. But Punjabi police intervened in time to stop the man and his three daughters from drinking poison. Now the journalist with a local news channel, known only as Vipin, has been arrested and charged with abetting suicide." [Guardian]