When 75-year-old Elizabeth Taylor, married eight times to seven men, was asked in this clip from The Soup if she thought she might make it to nine before she died, the resulting squawk was instantly reminiscent of her announcement of "Glaaaaadiator!" as the 2001 Golden Globe winner for best picture.

Still, no one could have anticipated what followed—a nightmarish lycanthropic transformation that saw the violet-eyed living legend sprout fangs and a thick coat of fur, then bound out of her wheelchair and down the red carpet to disembowel Entertainment Tonight's Kevin Frazier.