From the mailbag: Apparently a gal "from Columbia class of 2007 has landed the coveted position of Sarah Jessica Parker's personal assistant. I guess that's what an Ivy League sheepskin gets you these days. But that's not the ridiculous part. The girl makes 200 fucking thousand dollars a year. To go buy iced coffee. What is wrong with this country." We can understand SJP's badass nanny getting paid that much, but some newbie? Hmm. On second thought, yes, we would ask for that much. Why not?