Rejecting a plan to reinforce his white trash bonafides by marrying a 1974 Pontiac GTO sitting atop cinderblocks on a patchy lawn in an economically depressed suburb of Detroit, Kid Rock instead opted to brawl in the parking lot of an Atlanta-area Waffle House this weekend, an altercation that earned him a misdemeanor battery charge and one of the better celebrity mugshots we've seen. Sure, he may be playing it cool, but that smile barely masks the pain of watching his ex-old lady shack up with the Paris Hilton sex tape guy. [AJC.com]