Michelle Williams is rumored to be joining her estranged husband Heath Ledger in leaving her giant Brooklyn house behind in favor of Manhattan. Time to call up Celebrity Movers! [Page Six]
Heiress-model Lydia Hearst and heir-nonmodel Cisco Adler got matching skeleton key tattoos to "symbolize a new way of life." An even retardeder one? [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
Looks like Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are still in some sort of top-secret fake relationship. [TMZ]
