Make my logo bigger cream
The upsides of being a designer are many* but the downside is living in a world full of non-designers. Some of these people will become your clients, and they will always want a bigger logo, less white space, and other vulgarities. Laugh at them, not with them, by watching the parodic ad for Make My Logo Bigger Cream.
*permission to collect picture books, sense of superiority, androgyny