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Heard of Stuart Scott? No, not the lazy-eyed Stuart Scott of ESPN fame, but the wandering-eyed CIO of Microsoft fame. He's been sacked from his chief information officer job at Microsoft after joining the company in 2005. Microsoft will only say:

We can confirm that Stuart Scott was terminated after an investigation for violation of company policies, and have no further information to share.

Sounds ominous ... and Valleywag-interesting. Do our beloved and knowledgeable readers have further information to share? Update: One tipster has a theory.