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I won't reveal the name of the very senior technology editor who assured me this morning that Valley tech companies would "mostly be closing at 1 p.m." for Thanksgiving. What bank do you work at, I asked him? We're cranking it out as usual today, freed from the demands of East Coast colleagues who've taken off early. Dude, we moved out here to get away from our families. Have fun with that.