Is being back at work on Monday too much, too soon after a Thanksgiving holiday of binging on turkey and alcohol? We suspect most workplaces aren't like ours, where we're not just permitted but actively encouraged to drink on the job. If your cubicle is making you claustrophobic and shaky today, Funny Or Die has the answer. Vodka! In a Stapler! For when "work is the real disease," not soothing alcohol.